So, I was looking for tit tape today for work research. Yes that is a true fact. I have no need to tape my boobs for any reason at the moment that's how boring my life is.
As I was busy and in a hurry (couldn't be bothered wandering around the shops) I just went into stores and asked if they had boob tape. Well, every time I said 'boob tape' I gestured towards my boobs! I mean they know what boobs are... did I have to make sure they knew? Like a confirmation. BOOB TAPE. Tape for boobs. Tape to tape my boobs.
Would you do this? Am I being unreasonable to think I'm a clown for doing this?
And here's a pic of Kim Kardashian taping her boobs just because...